Jimmy gets hit number 2000! #Phillies

Yeah. God forbid we have a replay in @MLB. Douches. #Phillies

2nd base ump’s name is Raper? Fitting. Very fitting. #bendover #Phillies

No catch. Not even close. #Phillies

Well that was a fucking shit show. #Phillies

#Phillies take the lead with a walk. Muhaha

KRATZ! Got em! #Phillies

Latos needs a few more terrible tattoos. #Phillies

Wow. What a catch by Bruce. #Phillies

Uh. There goes the friggin power.