Rat bastard paper cut!

Even Roy gets a hit. #Phillies

Oh good. Now the @MLB umps can’t friggin count either. Wonderful. #Phillies

Utley! Gone! #Phillies up 6-0 now.

KRATZ! GONE!!! #Phillies up 4-zip!

Ripping Blu Rays takes FOREVER.

Under protest. #Phillies

That’s a terrible call. Not even close to a swing. Ask for help asshole. #Phillies

Well I know I’m watching this game in protest. #Phillies

Well SHIT. #Phillies