This just in: A-Rod is a big pansy!
Come on A-Rod, don’t be such a wuss! For those of you whom only read headlines, here it is:
Wife: Rodriguez fainted during first daughter’s birth.
Too funny.
Yay for Bonds. You bum
Congrats to Big Barry for beating Hank Aaron’s home run record. Again, congrats. I hope you are proud of yourself. I hope you can continue to be a shining example of how to win titles.
You sure don’t fit the profile of a steroid user. Er, uh, wait.
Finally 10,000 is here.
That’s right Phillies fan, it has finally come. With a 10-2 loss to the St. Louis Cardinals, the Phillies have finally done it. Their 10,000th loss. They are the first and only to do it. Philly fans, stand proud. We have finally won something.
My new hero
Phil Wellman, the head coach of the Double-A Mississippi Braves really is my new hero. Check out one of the many videos on YouTube to see exactly what I mean. Come on, that is CLASSIC.
I hate Philly
I thought that the pain coming out of Philly would end now that the Flyers season is finally over.
I spoke too soon. The Phillies themselves are off to one hell of a start. 3 wins, 10 losses, and they lead the whole friggin league in errors per game.
What next? I am out of teams to cheer for and I’m tired of spackling the fist holes in my walls. I need a new hobby already; being a sports fan just isn’t working for me.