Um. Mayberry? #Phillies

First Pitch Pence. #Phillies

I hate to say it, but Kendrick did his job. 7 innings, 2 runs. Can’t ask for much more… #Phillies

Well that certainly turned into a shit show. #Phillies

Twitter fixed yet?

Kendrick’ed. #Phillies

WOW, that Pierre has a real strong arm. Ahem. #Phillies

Harper, the Golden Boy, was out! #Phillies

Why do I enjoy Black Books so much? Thanks Netflix.

Oh no, #Phillies suck again!