So um. Yeah. I’m kind of done with this tonight. Sorry. #Phillies

Chooch gets tossed? Seriously Ump. Fuck you. That’s just awful. #Phillies

Jesus Christ Doc. Wtf? #Phillies

Shhh, listen. That’s the sound of time lines suddenly exploding with Vick comments… #Eagles

I’ll tell you what, Gwar is some crazy, crazy shit.

Back. Pain. Sucks.

Blanco! Walk off homer in the 13th! #IronPigs win!

Feh. Damn you Dom Brown. #IronPigs

Well, that was a frigging tease. #Phillies

Yay! A run! #Phillies