Is it wrong of me to hope Ibanez gets hit by a bus? #Phillies

Chase! I’ll take a run any way I can get it. #Phillies

RISP 0-7. Great googly moogly #Phillies

Chooch! #Phillies

Well that completely fell apart pretty quickly. Cripes. #Phillies

Bye bye David Akers. So bummed to see him go. #Eagles

Dom Brown makes the catch!!! #Phillies

What the F Utley? #Phillies

Kendrick gets a hit! #Phillies

If they say belly whomper one more time I may competely lose my shit. #Phillies