DOC. #Phillies

BEST. FIRST. INNING. EVER. SHIT. JINX. #Phillies

E A G L E S #EAGLES

End work. Begin bar.

I still can’t believe I have to actually like Max Talbot AND Jaromir Jagr. Armageddon, I’m telling you. #Flyers

#Phillies at 7PM, #Union at 7:30. Need more TVs.

Early breakfast. S.O.S and a side of scrapple. Now I need a nap.

Spaceballs is on? How the hell can I go to sleep with that on TV?

Gload! So close! #Phillies

Herndon. My arch nemesis. #Phillies