KRATZ! #Phillies

Hey Vick. Knock off the head-first shit, mmkay? #Eagles

Damn you Jimmy. #Phillies

Roy does not look happy. Uh oh. #Phillies

Heh. At least the Reds had a giant brain fart there. #Phillies

Um. Doc? WTF now? #Phillies

Resign Hartnell? SWEET.

Lol, now DC United players are shoving each other! Wtf is going on!? #Union

Clearly got the ball. This ref is completely out of his mind. #Union

Another red card. This is getting way out of hand. #Union