Well that really sucked. #Phillies

Ugh. Bastardo. Bye bye. #Phillies

Oppo Boppo Howard! #Phillies tied this bitch up!

Kendricked. #Phillies

Oh for shits sake. Kendrick, I hate you. #Phillies

Hey CNN, thanks a shit ton for ruining the women’s volleyball match.

Note to self: No more cigars. Thanks.

YESSSS RT @PHSportsGoddess: @xochristinaxo drunk