Holy COW what a shot! GOOOAAAALLLLL!!!! What a strike! #USA ties it at 2!

Off the post too. Sheet. #USA

WTF happened to the #USA defense? Awful!

This ref HAS to be Canadian. #USA

GOOOAALLLLL!!!!! Looked like an own goal?? #USA tied at 1.

Wow. This ref is pretty terrible so far. Canada getting away with murder here. #USA

NOOOOOOOOOO Canada scores to go up 1-nil over #USA Women

You people know this isn’t the first rover on Mars, right? #curiosity

http://t.co/NbGQr2qX – Hey look, it’s Mars!

HOLY SHIT THUMBNAILS!