Oppo Boppo Howard! #Phillies tied this bitch up!

Kendricked. #Phillies

Oh for shits sake. Kendrick, I hate you. #Phillies

Hey CNN, thanks a shit ton for ruining the women’s volleyball match.

Note to self: No more cigars. Thanks.

YESSSS RT @PHSportsGoddess: @xochristinaxo drunk

My work performance will suffer. I’ll be watching the #NASA channel well into early morning…

Holy cow. Keep feeding Durant. #USA

Morgan Morgan Morgan Morgan Morgan!!!! #USA #USWNT

YEEESSSSS GGGOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!!!! #USWNT