Kick save! #Union

Good Lord, #Union are falling apart.

So sad the Olympics are over. Now I’ll have to actually work at work. Cripes.

Hey @normmacdonald, settle yourself.

SAFE!!!! #Phillies win!!!

Holy Kratz. #Phillies

Sweet mother of God. #Phillies

Seriously. This game is a complete mess. #Phillies

Bad throw by Chase. #Phillies

Wifey drove off with her smartphone on her roof. Bless you wireless insurance. Still going to cost me $100.