Rollins is 0-5. Just grand. #Phillies

Damn you Cole. #Phillies

GONE!!!! Holy hell, Kratz KILLED that ball. #Philles

GONE! Mayberry! #Phillies

Is there any chance someone can punch Ryan Lochte right in the dickbag? Please?

Kellen Moore wooooo! #BoiseState

Sarge doesn’t own Jeans? wtf? #Phillies

How can someone not like MASH? Inconceivable.

OMG Disney Pocahontas on Blu Ray. Shit. I shouldn’t have said that.

Hell of a base clearing gapper by Frandsen! #Phillies