I certainly got very close:

11:47:10 up 322 days, 2:35, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

Almost a full year of uptime on a server that generally used to be very busy. That stat was run on my old colocated server before I switched to the virtual server at another facility. I hate to pull the plug on the old girl, but it must be done. Maybe I can bring the server back home and fire it up versus putting it in the graveyard for good…