The best Christmas ever
I really did get a lot of Christmas presents. Really great gifts. However, no matter how hard the gift givers tried, they just couldn’t give me exactly what I wanted. What did I really want?
That’s right. TO acting like a 5 year old.
Waaaaaaaaaaa I wasn’t involved early on in the game. Coach didn’t call the plays that made me look good.
Waaaaaaaaaaa Of course we lost, the quarterback didn’t throw me the ball all the time.
Waaaaaaaaaaa I dropped a lot of key passes. Wait, I shouldn’t have said that.
That was the greatest gift ever. The Eagles sweeping the Cowboys. Better yet, the Eagles totally sweeping T.O.