{"id":5633,"date":"2011-10-27T21:04:10","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T02:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/2011\/10\/27\/if-lavvy-doesnt-stab-someone\/"},"modified":"2011-10-27T21:04:10","modified_gmt":"2011-10-28T02:04:10","slug":"if-lavvy-doesnt-stab-someone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/2011\/10\/27\/if-lavvy-doesnt-stab-someone\/","title":{"rendered":"If Lavvy doesn&#8217;t stab someone &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Lavvy doesn&#8217;t stab someone with a skate in his presser, I consider this season a total failure. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Flyers\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">Flyers<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Lavvy doesn&#8217;t stab someone with a skate in his presser, I consider this season a total failure. #Flyers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[57,81],"class_list":["post-5633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter","tag-tweets","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}