{"id":19394,"date":"2020-03-08T20:17:20","date_gmt":"2020-03-08T20:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/2020\/03\/08\/my-wife-complains-that-im-always-nicer-to-alexa-than-i-am-to-her-well-turn-off-lights-and-adjust\/"},"modified":"2020-03-08T20:17:20","modified_gmt":"2020-03-08T20:17:20","slug":"my-wife-complains-that-im-always-nicer-to-alexa-than-i-am-to-her-well-turn-off-lights-and-adjust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/2020\/03\/08\/my-wife-complains-that-im-always-nicer-to-alexa-than-i-am-to-her-well-turn-off-lights-and-adjust\/","title":{"rendered":"My wife complains that I&#039;m always nicer to Alexa than I am to her. Well turn off lights and adjust"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife complains that I&#039;m always nicer to Alexa than I am to her. Well turn off lights and adjust the thermostats when I ask and I&#039;ll be just as nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife complains that I&#039;m always nicer to Alexa than I am to her. Well turn off lights and adjust the thermostats when I ask and I&#039;ll be just as nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"twitter","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[81],"class_list":["post-19394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-twitter","hentry","tag-twitter","post_format-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oddprocess.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}