3 year old Emily has watched Jake And The Neverland Pirates 400 times straight. Even I have the friggin songs memorized.

#USA 11 Denmark 3. An official schwoopin.

#USA scores 10!

#USA throttling Denmark 8-2.

Removing an embedded tick from the head of a 3 year old is no party. Those suckers wiggle. I mean the 3 year old.

#Eagles are finally done. No more chances. But at least the whooped up on the Cowboys yet again.

I seriously need a Celek jersey. #Eagles

Seriously. Mark Sanchez. You SUCK. #NFL

You’ll shoot your eye out!

JVR finally scores. #Flyers