Lurie says that Andy Reid’s smug asshole doucheness is just him being protective of the team. LOL #Eagles

This presser is like watching fucking Congress talk on CSPAN or someshit. We are going nowhere fast. #Eagles

Come on, come on, get to the point. #Eagles

“Most disappointing season as an owner.” Well let’s do something about it, Jeffy. #Eagles

Blah, I knew this would be bullshit. #Eagles

Come on Lurie, let’s get this show on the road. #Eagles

Cripes. #USA 11, Latvia 1 at the end of 2.

And there goes the #USA shutout, Latvia scores!

Err, make that 6-0 now. Holy cow. #USA chases the goalie!

Wow. #USA really giving it to Latvia. 5-0 already with 19:14 in the 2nd.