Galvis! #Phillies

WTF Pence. #Phillies

Squeeze successful! #Phillies

Wasted opportunities… #Phillies

Nice catch Harper! #Phillies go up 1.

So um. Yeah. I’m kind of done with this tonight. Sorry. #Phillies

Chooch gets tossed? Seriously Ump. Fuck you. That’s just awful. #Phillies

Jesus Christ Doc. Wtf? #Phillies

Shhh, listen. That’s the sound of time lines suddenly exploding with Vick comments… #Eagles

I’ll tell you what, Gwar is some crazy, crazy shit.