BIG JOE!!!! Ropes an RBI single! #Phillies

WTF, Samuel looks PISSED. #Phillies

LOLOLOL Pence runs into Samuel?!!?!? What a spaz! #Phillies

Surprised Juan didn’t try to send Chooch home on that one… #Phillies

Hey nice job Joe. Seriously. The #Phillies pitchers refuse to pitch around people.

This is going to be a long game isn’t it. #Phillies

Holy shitstorms. Holy rain and wind.

Nexus 7 16G tablet ordered. Can’t. Wait.

To all of you “our bullpen isn’t that bad” fuckers: Eat a bag of dicks. #Phillies

I’m done with Bastardo. Rot in Reading for all I care #Phillies