If you are going to call me and try to sell me something, you probably shouldn’t call with such a shitty phone, mmkay?

I could watch this Duck Dynasty all night long.

Wow. Was the first episode of The Walking Dead that long ago? Good Lord, how far we have come…

http://t.co/wC4kNmAp Can. Not. Wait. #WalkingDead

Gooooaaaallll! #Union up 3 nil. #DOOP

Gggoooooaaaaaaallllllll! Adu! #Union

Gooaaaallll! #Union up 1 nil.

Swept. #Phillies

SIT DOWN chubby. #Phillies

Oh good, Valdes is warming up. #Phillies