I could really use a Bloody Mary.

Am I the only one out there that doesn’t care about movies in 3D?

Shut it you jerks! I’m watching #BreakingBad later!

I’m sorry, but without @LisaLampanelli , these roasts just aren’t nearly as funny. Period.

OMG Carrie Fisher. Good lord.

Wtf Pele

Jeff Ross LOL

YES. SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE FIRED OUT OF A CANNON

Nooooooo!! Written In the starts Nooooo!!!! #NHL Fans know why

Please let that bus crash and burn Russel Brand in a giant fire. Please?