This getting dark early shit isn’t for me.

Winner! Nats can’t clinch on Philly soil. Wooo! #Phillies

Now Dom Brown goes deep. #Phillies

Ugh. Cole. Hello? #Phillies

Chooooooch! #Phillies

Lol Ruf gets the silent treatment. #Phillies

Ruf! Boooom! #Phillies

Sit down Werth. #Phillies

I wonder if dickhead Jerry Jones would have the same opinion if it was his Cowboys that got hosed? #NFL

Um. Chas Henry released? #Eagles