“Postal Service Mis-Route Delay” Thanks USPS, you bastards.

Hey, Carpenter is in! #Phillies

Chooch! #Phillies

This is going to be one of them kinda games, eh boys? #Phillies

Dom Brown scares me in the outfield. #Phillies

Wtf, why would Sameul send Howard on that one. That wasn’t even close. #Phillies

Howard with another opposite field hit! #Phillies

Holy rain!

Walk off homer Reds! Suck it Braves!

Come on Reds, let’s end this in the 9th.