I hope the Astros get Carpenter. Because. Well, I mean, shit. #Phillies

DAMN YOU CARPENTER! #Phillies

“All the garb wasn’t around then.” That means @zoowithroy didn’t have a tshirt shop yet.

Pence for the win! #Phillies

#Union GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL. Down 2-1

Pence gets pulled from the ballgame. Thank you!

JIMMY!!!!!!!! BLAMMO!!! #Phillies

lol David Bell. #Phillies

#UtleyCycleWatch

DallasCowboys.com – Read it. Muhahhaaha suck it Cowboys. #EAGLES