Oppo boppo went floppo. #Phillies

Jimmy!! First pitch dinger! #Phillies

This is one of those days were I am going to completely lose my shit.

Muhaha RT @PHSportsGoddess: Watercoolers, watch out. Brian Wilson is coming for one of you. Arizona’s NL West lead stretches to 2.5 games,

Pew pew pew!

Laptop upgraded to the new 3.0 Linux kernel. Works so far!

WTF. @Twitter takes it upon itself to shorten links I’ve already shortend? Jerkoffs.

http://t.co/gVnlNdw – Surprise!

Sliced up some hot peppers for lunch. Didn’t wash my hands and now I just messed with my eye. Sweet Jesus that burns.

Ooo.. Fletch on CMT?