Thank you Roy Oswalt. #Phillies

I always love to watch Charlie rumble to the mound. #Phillies

HIGH. CHEESE. OSWALT. #Phillies

Another reason soccer pisses people off. Just nonsense. #Union

Stupid. That is stupid. Penalty kick for Columbus.

This ump is KILLING ME. #Phillies

Um. There is no f*&king way that is even close to a strike. Come. On. #Phillies

#Union go to the half tied at 1. #DOOP

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLLL #Union

Two more, thanks Jimmaaaay. #Phillies