Hey Shane. You’re fired. #Phillies

Mayberry dinger! Tied up. #Phillies

Gonna be a long friggin game. #Phillies

Wait. WTF. No one told me there was a Thick As Brick 2? What the hell!??!

Dammit to shit. The Shawshank Redemption is on. I am compelled to watch. Every time.

Just ordered another PS3. I need to play more games. ASAP.

Ran into an old friend of mine. You may know him. Tom Collins.

Ground rule double walkoff. #Phillies lose in extras. Again.

Well that should about do it. #Phillies

Free baseball. Yippee. Good job by Schwimmer though. #Phillies