I am speechless. I am without friggin speech. #Phillies

Thank you god for that pathetic nipper. Thank you. #Phillies

Bottom of the 5th. This no score nonsese is really starting to piss me off. #Phillies

Mother $&&(;($$&,: Nothing like having to reboot my iPhone to allow me to check email. WTF already.

How do you explain Twitter to a deaf guy. Cripes.

Will the Phriggin #Phillies score a run tonight?

The Slingbox HD has arrived. Next, I just need to hook it up…

Shot a pretty respectable 9 holes for being a n00b.

Golfing. Teeing off on the 5th hole.

I believe it’s now time to start Techno Tuesday.