I shouldn’t drink and tweet.

Holy cow Romero. Strike out after 3 straight balls. Omg. #Phillies

Just for the record, I would like to thank the ump for that run. #Phillies

LOL. That was something. Tied up. #Phillies

Damn you Cole Hammels. #Phillies

Wow, I NEED a beer.

Wow. Procmail filters are evil/powerful/ugly/stressful/fun.

Thank you Ryan Madson. #Phillies

I still want to punch Victorino in the nuts. #Phillies

Jimmy!!!! Wow. Holy wow. #Phillies