Hey. Martinez. Wtf was that? #Phillies

Christ Kendrick, you suck. #Phillies

Please please please… RT @freekybitz: Allentown, PA Inches Closer To Becoming Phantoms New Home. http://nblo.gs/i2BBZ

We don’t need no stinkin’ Lidge. #Phillies

Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Thank you Cole and Madson. A win! #Phillies

Common sense here says you bean Giambi, just because he is a dick. #Phillies

I would have never thought I would ever say the following words: I am totally digging the #Zimbra mail suite.

OMG, the #Phillies scored a second run!

Cole!! Whiff!! #Phillies

Well shit. There is no way the #Phillies can score 2 runs in a game.