WOW, I just hosed myself. Frack.

Chooooooch! #Phillies

Bastardo! 1-2-3 8th. #Phillies

WTF Canucks, you’re killin me here. #NHL

JFC with the pop-ups already. #Phillies

WOW. Cliff Lee, 10Ks. That curve ball is making everyone ILL. #Phillies

Utley is kind of pissing me off lately… #Phillies

7Ks. Cliff Lee making people look silly. #Phillies

#Bruins fans continue to boo and cry whenever one of their players falls down. #NHL

WOW. That was a dirty, dirty hit. Rome on Horton. Horton did NOT look good at all. #NHL