GONE! Mayberry! #Phillies

Is there any chance someone can punch Ryan Lochte right in the dickbag? Please?

Kellen Moore wooooo! #BoiseState

Sarge doesn’t own Jeans? wtf? #Phillies

How can someone not like MASH? Inconceivable.

OMG Disney Pocahontas on Blu Ray. Shit. I shouldn’t have said that.

Hell of a base clearing gapper by Frandsen! #Phillies

Safe all around! #Phillies

Frank Zappa was one strange guy. Great music though.

42 Facebook requests. 40 of which are from some sort of douchy game ending in -ville or -mania. #FUFB