Ah Raul, you suck. #Phillies

Please #Phillies please #BailCoalOut

Damage done. Offense has to wake up boys. #Phillies

Fargle Bargle. #Phillies

WTF Chooch. Come on. #Phillies

GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! #USMNT up 2-0. Dempsey with the goal.

Can only find the #USMNT on Univision. Damnit.

BOOM. Game ovah. #Phillies win 5-1.

SHANE-O!!!! Goes Deeeeeeeep. #Phillies

Where is the real Polanco, and what have you done with him? #Phillies