Wait, what? #Flyers could be trading Richards too? I can’t honestly fit enough vulgar words in a tweet on that. WTF?

Ugh. flyers trade jeff carter.

Biggity boom! Second straight complete game shutout for Cliff Lee. #Phillies

Wow Francisco. You are a really shitty fielder. Nice job on that one. #Phillies

#Union game ends in a 0-0 draw… #DOOP

Wow. Le Toux is just plain old snakebitten. He needs a goal. Now. #Union #DOOP

Ryan Howard goes DEEEEEEEEEP. #Phillies

Jimmy! Parks one. #Phillies

Ruiz! Crossbar! DOH! #Union #DOOP

Woooo! #USMNT 1 – Panama 0. Great game.