I personally believe that :) is completely overused. We should end it.

Jagr? Please tell me they didn’t say Jagr. I mean, Jagr? #Flyers

Germany scores, #USMNT U17 down 1.

#USMNT U17 vs Germany…

Howard! Upper deck! On the board! #Phillies

Well this #Phillies game is bust. Still won the series, so that is plus…

“Right hand contusion” = Hit in the lady parts. #Phillies

Good to know that the Red Sox can really hit Herdon, our King Schlub. #Phillies

JFC Herndon. #Philies

FRRRIIIGGGGG. Hamels hit in the hand, now someone is up in the pen… #Phillies