I love every tweet @bryzgoalie30 makes. Comedy gold.

Cole Hamels Walk-A-Thon. #Phillies

Worth gets whiffed! #Phillies

I love Pence, but it looks like he is having a stroke when he throws the ball. #Phillies

Hey Dutch, get the F out of the way of the camera. It’s Kruker’s night. #Phillies

Doc Martin is a seriously great show. Thanks Netflix.

Yup. I am sick of this Hugh Douglass sideline reporting shit already. #Eagles

Let’s all hope Ronnie Brown doesn’t get himself killed. #Eagles

Touchdown!! #Eagles

Well it didn’t take long for Big Andy to pull out the red hanky. #Eagles