Sliced up some hot peppers for lunch. Didn’t wash my hands and now I just messed with my eye. Sweet Jesus that burns.

Ooo.. Fletch on CMT?

Going to the basement to check the sump pump. Holy COW is it raining…

2-2 draw. #Union Le Toux scores on two, count em, two, penalty kicks. #DOOP

Wow. Dallas goalie amazinly gets right up after that terrible injury. #WhyIHateSoccer #Union

Le Toux GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!! #Union ties it up.

PENALTY KICK!! #Union #DOOOOOOP

That’s all she wrote. #Phillies win 11-3 over the #LOLNats

Chooch!! And Werth flubbs it. Hahah. #Phillies

Chooch!! And Werth flubbs it. Hahah. #Phillies