Well. The ump SAID Mayberry Jr beat it out. Ahem. #Phillies

Mayberry Jr beats it out, Pence scores. #Phillies up 4-1.

GO GO GO GO GO GO! PENCE! TRIPLE! ALL CAPS! #Phillies

TIED. Valdezwith a big RBI! #Phillies

Ah crap. Cole gives up a dinger. #Phillies

Hahaha walked Cole. #Phillies

Take unhappy 3 year old. Add 5 prunes. Problem solved. 3 year old is now happy.

OMG new Primus album on the 13th? Why wasn’t I notified.

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Neeeeeeed. Coffee.