I can’t believe I have to say this. But. What a great game Jagr had. Excited to see him in the regular season. #Flyers

And it is completely awesome that @FarydMondragon tweeted that goal before I did. #DOOP

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! #Union tie it up! #DOOP

#Flyers win! Bob is 2-0 in the preseason.

Great. The #Flyers feed is wonderful when they show the crowd dancing around with no shirts on. During the actual game, ass on a stick.

Jesus Christ. Red Wings Dance Cam. Someone kill me. #Flyers

Wait. Jagr scored? GOOOOOOAALLLLLLL!!!! #Flyers

Oh no, bad news. @JohnBolaris is yelling again.

A RUN!! A RUN!! HOLY SHIT A RUN!!! CHOOOOOOOOOCH!!! #Phillies

Seriously. The #Phillies are killing me. The losing streak extends to 6.