Holy cow. Turned on the #Phillies just a few minutes late, and they are up 2-0?!

SAACCKKK. #Eagles

TD Shady! #Eagles

Looks like the #Eagles need to run a few tackling drills.

Yay 3 points. #Eagles

You have got to be effing kidding me. Jfc. #Eagles

#Eagles super defense, eh? LOL.

Ugh. #Eagles

Make that 8 straight losses. #Phillies

And Jimmy gets caught stealing. The suck continues. #Phillies