That is the chubbiest pinch runner I’ve ever seen. #Phillies

Rauuuuuuuul. Make that 9 runs. #Phillies

Just leep the runs coming boys. #Phillies up 8-3.

RBI. I’ll take it. #Phillies

Bases loaded, no outs. Muhahahaah. #Phillies

LOLoshe! #Phillies

YESSS!!!!!! RRAAAUUUUUUULLLLLL!!!!!! #Phillies

Neighbors called, asked if everything was OK. Must of heard me scream! #Phillies

There is your $5 footlong, bitches. #Phillies

GOOOOOOON!!N!!N!NNN!!N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOWARD!!!!!!!!!!!! #PHILLIES