Bastardo. Oh shitcacke. #Phillies

Need to take a blood pressure pill. #Phillies

1 pitch RBI hit. Son of a bitch. #Phillies

1 pitch out. Perfecto! #Phillies

Friggin perfect. Pujols really knocked the crap out of that one. SHIT. #Phillies

Vance versus Pujols. Um. #Phillies

Wait, what? That was a strike? #Phillies

BENNY FRESH!!!!!!!! #PHILLIES

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh goody, Ben Francisco. #Phillies