Fuck this right in the goat ass. #Phillies

The mighty #Phillies offense sucks. Sucks.

I want Ryan Howard removed from the field. #Phillies

Worthless. #Phillies

Lololol #Phillies

O M F G. #Phillies

OMG. #Phillies

Offense please. Yes, thank you. #Phillies

Sigh. #Phillies

Ugh. 8:37PM #Phillies game. It’s Friday. I’ll be all kinds of drunk by 8:37.