Suck it Wisconsin!

Wow. The #Flyers kind of suck.

What is with all the Pearl Jam love all the sudden? I mean, they had a good first album. Then the shit went down hill after that…

I must have missed something. What’s with all this Pearl Jam talk?

Welp. This beer isn’t going to drink itself.

Friggin cat. He hears the baby coughing out of the baby monitor and he goes to investigate. Every. Time.

The #Union lose as well. #NoDOOP for Philly tonight.

MLS needs commercials. Or I should stop drinking, because man I need a pit stop. ASAP.

Holy shit. I just got Christian Twitter Spam. I say “Jesus Christ” a few times, and blammo.

Feh. What a great #Flyers game.