GOOONEEE!!!!!!!! HOWARD INTO THE UPPER DECK!!!! #Phillies

Whew. 4-6-3 DP. #Phillies

Thanks for your help, Bastardo. #Phillies

Looked out to me! #Phillies

Uh oh. Bye bye ball. Wright clocks one. #Phillies down 1.

No #Phillies tonight. Now what am I supposed to do?

Rebooted a work server, now it’s not coming back. Frack.

For Christ’s sake, can we please just get the normal refs back? I mean, dear Lord please. #NFL

Wow. Asante finally hit somebody! #NFL

So, uh, yeah, the Broncos. #NHL