Contreras is alive? #Phillies

Fargle. #Phillies

YEESSSSSSSSS. CHOOCH! #Phillies

I am totally buying a Mayberry jersey. For me to poop on. #Phillies

Ugh. Jimmy. Come on. #Phillies

YOTES!

Cliff Lee. Dippin. #Phillies

I are dissapoint. #Phillies

Hey there Mayberry, what’s up? Die in a fire. #Phillies

A run! #Phillies