My name is Humpty. Pronounced with an Umpty.

Yessssssssssss. #Phillies win!

Chase rings the bell! #Phillies

Bastardo! Sit down Larry. #Phillies

Chooooooch goes back to back! #Phillies

Howard goes yard! #Phillies

Lol Uggla. #Phillies

Ugh. Kendrick. #Phillies

Holy Juan Pierre Batman! So close to a dinger! #Phillies

Well overall, that was a seriously shitty game. But a win is a win. #BoiseState