Yeesssssssss! Caps win! #NHL
Free hockey, into OT we go! #NHL
Ahh shit. Come on Caps. #NHL
Caps score! #NHL
We wonned! 2 in a row! #Phillies
COLE!!! RUNS!!! #Phillies
Pence! RBI Single… 3 runs!!! #Phillies
Yay! Another run! #Phillies
Wheels just said, “He’s such a good athlete.” Finish your drink! #Phillies
Cmon Chooch. Wtf are you doing? #Phillies